valentine's daby

A person who was born in November as the result of their parents having had a romantic Valentine's Day.

My birthday is in November. I'm a Valentine's Daby.

by alt99 January 21, 2010

valentine's day

1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.

2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.

I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day because I'm going to a concert.

by EnerJax February 1, 2004

Valentines Lay

The sex you receive on Valentines Day

Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...

by gremlinz43 February 14, 2010

valentine

A boyfriend/girlfriend that you have for only one day: Valentine's Day.

In other words, it's the socially acceptable one-night stand.

I asked Jenny to be my valentine. I'll be all lovey-dovey to her today and totally forget about her tomorrow.

by DROCK2265 February 14, 2010

Valentine’s Day

The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.

In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.

by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019

Valentime-Out

A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding Valentine's Day. Designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, say nice things, and/or perform oral sex on Valentine's Day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.

I really can't afford to take Magda out for Valentine's Day... so I think I will have to take a Valentime-Out from her until next week.

by goo wyko February 4, 2009

Valentine's Day

Reminding everyone that they're alone and miserable.

Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.

by FlareKitsune February 1, 2010