Vale

One of the nicest guys you will ever meet, Vale is someone who can always make you smile. With his charming personality and beautiful grin, he has the ability to make anyone have a crush on him. He is typically very shy, but once you get to know him his personality is something you will never forget. He is an athlete, but never mean. Vale would never hurt his own friends, and puts others before himself. If you're lucky enough to know a Vale, then he will be one of the best people you have ever met.

"Have you met Vale?"
"Yeah, he's very cute"

by GreyAsheal July 4, 2018

Vale Tudo

Brazilian for "any thing goes"

Such as No Holds Barre fighting, Mixed Martial Arts, and Cage Fighting

Did you see that Vale Tudo match??

by Kunta_Kinte August 30, 2005

Vader Invader

The action of inserting one finger in the anus and one in the vagina simultaneously, so that the hand makes a 'V'.

You are bored with your sex life, and need to spice it up a little. You look your partner in the eyes and you both simultaneously shout "Its Vader Invader time!” After this, it is time to form the magical hand shape of the Vader "V", with 2 finger widths for experienced females, and 1 finger width for the "Fresh" females. Once the shape has been formed, invade your partner with a vicious thrust of the arm into both the anus and the vagina openings.

by phl33p August 28, 2007

Vadeboncouer

A man who is gay, but will not accept this. Symptoms include over zealous claims of opposite sex promescuity

He claimed that he finger popped her, but he is a total Vadeboncouer

by TT Boy..... March 5, 2010

Darth Vader's brains

the act of a male grabbing his ball sack near the base squeezing out his testicles until the the ball sack skin is smooth in a similar shape to Darth Vader's helmet. Originally performed in a barracks in Quantico, VA 1996.

The first time I showed Darth Vader's brains to my girlfriend she thought It was gross, but now she loves it and asks me to do it all the time.

by Paul Sanchez March 22, 2010

Vader

A fart that is so stank that it causes choking action.

I Vadered the elevator.

by Sykus February 18, 2011

Guitar Vader

A Japanese band featured in Jet Set Radio (and its sequel), and one of the coolest bands ever (if not simply for the song "PERSECUTION MANIA.")

"Man, Guitar Vader almost redeems Japan for all that mutilation pedophile hentai they keep putting out."

by SC March 13, 2003