carlo von sexron 

He's the man, the legend, the king. Ginger Elvis, King Baby Duck, and J Ho, it's all one man. He's a great dancer, likes long walks on the beach, and will fuck your day up if you cross him. He'll blow your mind with his music, then blow his load on your mom. His name is Josh Homme, and he (probably) approves of this message.

Dood 1: I just got back from the Eagles of Death Metal show.
Dood 2: SICK! Did Carlo Von Sexron seduce you with his drums?
Dood 1: Nah, he wasn't there. He was probably fucking your mom.
Dood 2: Fuck man, I wish I was as cool as him...

carlo von sexron by whorehopper July 21, 2016

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen 

First appearing in the Ghibli movie, "Whisper of the Heart", and again in the 2002 movie, "The Cat Returns", Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is the coolest character to ever walk on the face of the Earth. He is a half cat/ half human creature dress in a suit and top hat. He is the most dapper person you'll ever meet and he fights with a freaking cane.

He also referred to as "Baron". His best friends are Toto the crow and Muta the fat cat. They the Cat Bureau, a investigation organization

God, Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is so cool, I can barely pronounce his name

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen by blahblahblahblahyaddayaddayadd May 5, 2011

king von 

the greatest drill rapper to ever live RIP VON

king von was so goated

we not from 63rd

king von by taetoocrazy November 6, 2020

The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn 

To perform the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, here's what you'll need: basic knowledge of website design and a very unique fake name. So, think of your fake name right now. Have you got it? Good.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: "Yeah. It's me."
Girl: "Do I know you?"
You: "I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn."
Girl: "Are you, like, famous, or something?"
You: "Yes... You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..."
Girl: "Shelley."
You: "Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao."
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back...
You: "Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Yes! Please."
You: "What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?"
Girl: "Oh, Lorenzo."
And it is on.

Did you see that? Barney totally just pulled off The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. He's bringing the girl up to his room right now!

The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn by lilypotter56 April 19, 2011

King von 

King von a ducking demon that nigga will blow you shit out you pants than date yo mama and have a baby wit yo sister that run of screaming “bitch I’m not from 63rd” or “finna light up that tooka”.

King von will drill yo shit.

King von by Liltimmyfrom63rd September 25, 2020

fruit von doot 

When you see a really gay looking guy.

Damn that guy looks like a straight up fruit von doot, dude.

fruit von doot by Jon Galasso November 21, 2003

Carl von Clausewitz 

The Prussian military theorist who is widely acknowledged as the most important of the major strategic theorists. Even though he's been dead for over a century and a half, he remains the most frequently cited, the most controversial, and in many respects the most modern. His most notable work, Vom Kriege (On War), was unfinished at his death.

"To achieve victory we must mass our forces at the hub of all power and movement, the enemy's centre of gravity." - Carl von Clausewitz

Carl von Clausewitz by Dancing with Fire October 11, 2011