vampire mode

When you have been binge drinking for so long that your body rejects solid food.

I've been off work for a week and I'm in vampire mode now.

by stupenzo October 3, 2013

Vampire Shit

When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.

I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.

by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017

Vampire bite

Going down on a girl during her menstrual cycle - mitch

Man she was on her period but I you know I gave her a vampire bite

by King nicotine June 14, 2019

vampire bites

piercings in your neck. sort of look like a vampire has bitten you, hence the name. VAMPIRE BITES.

Dick: Duuude! check out my vampire bites!
Dave: That's freakin' awesome!
Dick: Yah, hurts like a bitch though

by EMObastard. May 17, 2008

Vampire Weekend

A vampire weekend is one in which you are staying up late, throughout the night and either not sleeping at all or catching up on sleep during the day time. Basically you are more active at night then the day.

Dude our vampire weekend so much fun, but i'm going to sleep for a couple days

by philthyyyyy July 10, 2008

Vampire Life

Made popular by Jim Jones, #vampirelife or #vamplife. It is living the party lifestyle, staying inside or sleeping all day, while coming out at the night time in full force. Related to fast life, and rockstar life

Thomas: "dude you haven't slept in 3 days, what the hell is wrong with you?!"

Anton: "Im livin the vampire life bro live fast die young, rockstar lifestyle might don't make it"

by Patrone67 October 24, 2011

Vampire Sex

A type of sex that involves very violent movements and intense, chaotic actions. Key indicators that vampire sex has taken place would be bruises on the girl, bite marks on nearby pillows, the headboard, or possibly even the mattress.

Diane saw the pillow torn in several places and her roommate's arms bruised badly. She assumed Gary was over last night and had wicked Vampire Sex.

by Seagulls are slightly better June 12, 2009