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Two Headed Turtle

Taking a shit while wearing a thong. Possibly while drunk.
That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!
by Kuhtarl March 5, 2011
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dusty turtle

Someone who has not had a blow job in a very long time. Particularly, an uncircumcised man who has not had a blow job in years.
He's a dusty turtle, he has not had a blow job in years.
by snowmaiden December 26, 2018
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purple turtle

to squeeze the penis till it turns purple, then pull your fist outward as if a turtle head going into the shell.
Tom is gonna go home and make his purple turtle puke.
by TreR March 27, 2003
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awkward ninja turtle

similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs
someone makes a sex joke in front of your parents.....what do you do?....awkward ninja turtle....
by Craiggy February 24, 2008
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awkward turtle

The animal mascot of the awkward moment.

When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
by Final Attempt September 22, 2005
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[title of show]

1.The new Broadway Musical by Jeff Bowen and Hunter Bell, about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical.

2. An adjective that describes anything good.
1. First guy- Hey Jim, Im straight. Did you watch the game last night?
Jim-no, I went to see title of show.

2.Your pants are so title of show.
by Sam J. Harris May 7, 2008
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frightened turtle

When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.
"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."
by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008
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