Tosser

British slang for someone typically a male, who is suspected of materbating too much.

Harry: So did you watch The Hills last night?
Hermoine: Spencer is such a tosser.

by Sprytly December 8, 2009

tother

"tother" combination of "the" and "other" from the northen part of yorkshire

i dont want that one i want "tother" one

by Dave Wilders June 26, 2004

Topher

A tall lanky dirty bastard who drives a civic and puffs on the vape like a fuck nut. Takes care of his buddies dog and takes a ride on the red rocket express. He's super suave with dudes and gives a good header according to Tyler.

Adam : Dude I totally saw topher chuffing his vape in his civic last night.

Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?

by Butt Valen August 10, 2016

tosser

V. Tosser, one who tosses an object or thing. Most commonly implied as an insulate in Britain for one who masturbates, similar to the American slang word “jerk”

Also see wanker

"Jerry, toss me the ball"

"Oh Jerry you are a tosser

by Lucy May 29, 2003

Topher

A person preferably but can also be a thing. Lovable but threatening and can cause you to have withdraws. The withdraws you may accure are usually called topherculitus; wanting of the topher.

Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.

"Oh my god"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"

or

"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"

by The 1 to <3 March 2, 2010

toster scrudle

a tasty, jelly strudle on a lightly toasted whole-whear scrotum

1.My girl friend loves toster scredles

2.flavors are cum yum,strawberry slut,fudge pack-d,bananna nut buster,lemon love N/A in cherry or grape

by Aclymse October 24, 2003

Topher

A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.

Hey, lay off, man. What did you expect? That kid's such a Topher...

by the_realistic_numbers112 April 29, 2011