Tone Wanker(s) are people who are the level of no of which you wish to get train tones from train drivers. This is done by moving your arm up and down like on a steam train. Typically done by younger railfans who will upload comps of their tones on their youtube channels.
Did you see his latest video he uploaded? Yeah, he's a tone wanker now.
The inability to remember plays, complete lay-ups/happiness, spell words over three leters long, and maintain a non-hairy corn hole. Usually referred to in the sport of basketball.
My tomeddyitis is uncontrollable today. I've missed 44 lay-ups, and I haven't remembered a thing.
A tondge can be used to describe someone who thinks people actually listen and care what they say and do. It is also used to talk down to a person behind their back after they have committed an error of normal functionality.
"I can't believe he's been banging on all day about how many times he's done this camping lark before, yet he turns up without his tent and cooking gear. What a fucking tondge!"