toilet talk

The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.

Inmate 1103 has crap and piss on his face cuz he's been toilet talking with inmate 3034

by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008

toilet seat butt

the imprint of the toilet seat on your butt. usually occurs when sitting on the seat for a long period of time.

Joe: oh my god, i just took a thirty minute dump
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.

by tree meister November 25, 2011

toilet bowl fart

A fart released into the toilet bowl, creating a lovely echo. Arguably the most musically enjoyable fart.

toilet bowl fart

Dude #1: "I had the best toilet bowl fart today. It echoed so nicely off the porcelain."

Dude #2: "Awesome."

by Court86 January 18, 2009

toilet fluff

The debris left on the toilet seat from your ass crack that comes from your underwear.

Make sure you clean the toilet fluff off the seat when you are done.

by jeffyd September 6, 2007

toiletelephobia

fear of dropping your cell phone in the toilet

I won't answer my cell while using the restroom because of my toiletelephobia.

by frehd December 28, 2008

Toiletronomy

The act of bending down very close to the toilet bowl after pooping as to observe the poop(s) before/during flushing.

Dude, I was poopin' the other day and at first I was disappointed in my poop because it looked so small, but after some toiletronomy I realized it was pretty impressive and awesome.

by Creepy Pete November 6, 2009

Toilet Cheese

The substance that builds up on the underside of the toilet seat and the part of the toilet bowl thats covered by the toilet seat. Substance consists off toilet water, urine, feces and pubic hairs.

You need to clean the bathroom, there's a large amount of toilet cheese build up.

by Flower the Skunk January 20, 2010