Today is a day that is allyaws there... today is today, as it was a year or decade ago! Yestersay was also today, and even tomorow will be named... TODAY!
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An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.
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A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.
Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.
Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.
Cletus: Fuck.
Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.
Cletus: Fuck.
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