A female or male which perches about waiting to pounce on any and every living being which happens to gaze in their direction. A load toad does not discriminate longing for your load whether it be financial or physical! Akin to a squat mattress, any orifice’ll do!
Check out that load toad on Johnny’s leg, did he just hand her his wallet? Oh he doesn’t stand a chance!
by KrisTiegA July 27, 2021
During sex, when the female orgasms and the male's stiffy is caught in a malestorm of vaginal juice, then the male cums in the female's vagina, inserts his stiffy into her vagina getting a mixture of vaginal juice and semen on the males penis. Then the male rubs melted butter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.
Me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the Slippery Toad, she couldn't get a good grip the whole time, and couldn't finish me off.
by Onlypudge December 01, 2011
Not knowing which end of your alimentary canal to point at the porcelain due to simultaneously experiencing severe nausea and abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations.
by JMR2 April 02, 2006
IT IS THE ACT OF PLACING ONES ANAL OPENING ON ANOTHERS MOUTH AND RELEASING GAS INTO SAID PERSONS MOUTH
by THERANDIZZLE May 13, 2009
Horny toad dude: Hey your new at this school what you doing tonight wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!
Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!
Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?
by MyHappyLilBanana December 23, 2018
The act of Farting while receiving fellatio.
Note; Blumpkin overrule blowing toad due to solid pieces of excrement being involved.
Note; Blumpkin overrule blowing toad due to solid pieces of excrement being involved.
by thetoadanator December 26, 2011
a term used to insult someone who exhibits undesierable behavior that reminds you of your frat boy friend who is permenantly drunk around campus.
by erin f. June 29, 2006