Pool Chair

When it’s so hot that your ass sweats so much that when you sit down you leave a puddle of sweat on the chair

Cole: “It’s very hot today”
Myles: “I know I’ve got a pool chair

by Igetbitchesmyles March 12, 2022

pools open

what a woman says when she is ready to get pregnant; relating to how sperm "swims"

lady 1: when are you ever going to have a baby?
lady 2: well, pools open.

by owenthekid May 11, 2016

pOoL bEeL

Literally the best most amazing person of all time and will be forever

NAHHHHHHH pOoL bEeL is just the most amazing wonderful person ever

by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021

piss pool

The little kiddie pool next to the big adult pool that the little kids swim and pee in. Also, the pool your drunken guests pee in when the keg is too close to the kiddie pool.

We went to the Old Man's house on the 4th of July and the piss pool behind the house smelled of urine while the D.J. was playing the song, ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? We invited the Old man over and knew we would have the big pool for the adults and the piss pool for the kids.

by mikefromuniontown December 15, 2013

quake the pool

When you and a group of people decide that the pool is too calm and you all jump in the pool making big splashes while playing “quake the pool” by DJQWON on YouTube or SoundCloud

Friend 1: Y’all tryna quake the pool
Friend 2: hell yeah
Friend 1: someone play the song so I can quake the pool

by Salty_ May 19, 2019

Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.

"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"

by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020

pool whale

An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.

"Dude check it! She doesn't even fit in her iPad selfie!

"Yeaaaah man! Total pool whale!"

by TheBoo's September 26, 2014