fat as a tick

adj. Bloated and obese. Derives from the state of a tick(parasitic insect) after it has gorged itself on a host mammal's blood. Not complimentary. I've heard it in the context of Australian slang, but I'm sure it's spoken all over the place.

"Christ! All that beer you've been guzzling latley has made you fat as a tick!"

by Lulu July 2, 2004

blue tick bitch

Someone who reads your message(s) on WhatsApp as indicated by the infamous blue ticks but never responds. Commonly claims they "never saw it".

Me: Did you get my message last night
Blue tick bitch: OMG I never saw it
I sent Amy a message to hang out but she blue ticked bitched me

by bluetickingbitch March 31, 2015

Ticketmaster

evil megalomaniac corporation that charges ridiculous service charges on already overpriced tickets.

$11.00 service charge? what the hell?

by v1cious May 14, 2004

worky ticket

Pushing ones luck. Pull a fast one.
Causing trouble, sometimes in a mischevious way, sometimes in an agressive way.
Used in North East England.

'By.. what a worky ticket he is!!'
or .. 'He's really working his ticket with me!'

by nicola usher September 5, 2008

tickle waffle

A sexual game in which you order a large cheese pizza from dominoes, and flip it down cheese first on your bare chest. (Pizza must be hot still). While the cheese and sauce sears itself into your skin you masturbate profusely until climaxing.

Boy: Hey let's play tickle waffle I'm feeling frisky

by forben112 June 22, 2014

ticklee

One who derives pleasure from being held down or placed in bondage and mercilessly tickle-tortured.

The ticklee screamed so loud, I thought the roof would collapse.

by Wayne December 22, 2004

dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

by muffler November 9, 2008