throne locked

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.

Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.

by Orionnoir August 7, 2015

Fat Man's Throne

The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk

John hasn't left his Fat Man's Throne for over 9 weeks

by That High school dictionary May 26, 2022

Coming for the throne

Staying on the grind with sports. never giving up, and doing a lot better than you did last year.

I didn’t make the basketball team this year. I’m going to practice every day during off season. So that next year I make the team and be even better than I was before. So I’m coming for the throne

by Ava the goat October 27, 2020

Throne Sick

The inability to pass a bowel movement on a toilet that isn't your toilet at home

Just looking at the Starbucks toilet made me throne sick.

I can only travel one week at a time because I get throne sick.

by golduck December 17, 2011

Thrones

Slang for the television show, "Game of Thrones".

"remember when we used to watch thrones?" said Meghan, " lol. i was thinkin bout that today."

by MamaNasty November 22, 2023

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

throne throating

Throne throating is a sexual act involving a gay or mixed gender 3-some, where one participant, the throne throater, gives a blow job while the receiver is simultaneously being rimmed. Guaranteed to make the giver take the load of their life!

Stacy could not take the smile off of her face, the load she received while throne throating Neal while Justin rimmed him made her sure this would be a regular thing.

Neal doesn’t like regular blowjobs after getting used to being throne throated!

by Philo the great November 10, 2019