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The act of a man recieving oral sex while simultaneously taking a shit on the toliet.
I love it when my girlfriend comes in and interrupts my shit with a nice thronejob.
Thronejob by Zack R. October 10, 2007
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A "Thronejob" is the practice of a male individual seated upon a toilet, defecating, while receiving fellatio from another individual.
Obama bin McCainster was very heavy with feces from eating too much haggis and hot sauce. He really felt the urge to relieve himself. He also only had ten minutes before his plane landed, and finally got the opportunity to join the mile high club with an affectionate flight attendant. So he defecated while receiving oral sex, getting a "thronejob".
Thronejob by Dudeabides42 March 13, 2011

Throneposting 

Participating in social networking by creating and posting content whilst honking out a dirt snake.
John: "I'm gonna catch up on some reading and maybe do a little throneposting this morning."

Dave: "Just don't snap another profile pic while you're in there... it creeps me out to know what you look like when you're reversing a Ho-Ho."
Throneposting by muxon February 12, 2010
When someone throws up while giving someone else a BJ.
Mother: What's that noise?

Boy: What noise?

Mother: Oh my God, what is that naked lady on the computer doing?

Boy: Giving that guy a throwjob.

Mother: I think you need help.
throwjob by the dirty liberal December 19, 2009

thronedom 

to live while sitting in a chair.
thronedom by Simon Belmont August 30, 2003
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