Facebook Therapy

Putting all your trials and tribulations as your Facebook Status for all to see

My Boyfriend left me,I'm broke,unemployed please through my friends list give me Facebook Therapy

by Vodka Milk April 23, 2010

Dick Therapy

To use a fuck buddy to get over your ex.

Jane just got dumped by her boyfriend and thought about fucking a ton of guys to make her feel better. But, instead, she met Chris, who gave her 1-on-1 dick therapy for a few months until she recovered from that crazy talk.

by mrbank December 21, 2015

balistic therapy

being shot so as to improve one's attitude.

John is being a jerk. He could use some balistic therapy.

by Kaleb H December 29, 2007

envelopmental therapy

miracle of the the male getting sex, the envelopment of the penis by any means necessary gay, straight, masturbation...etc. -the 'hiding of the salami', and its' peripheral psychological benefits, -ie: envelopmental therapy

-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)

john was crying over his status, he needed a little envelopmental therapy!!

worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy

by michael foolsley October 23, 2010

Chocolate Therapy

When you solve your problems by eating mass amounts of chocolate.

Cindy was pissed that Roy broke up with her, but she quickly cured it with some chocolate therapy.

by Chocotherapy911 March 26, 2010

physical therapy

Someone who went to school for 7yrs to tell someone how to stretch. A glorified personal trainer.

Physical therapy is IMPORTANT, no doubt. I had surgery for an unstable shoulder, which didn't work, while strengthening my shoulder muscles did. However, I learned the exercises and stretches on youtube, no need to attend school for 7yrs taking ridiculously hard classes and needing a 3.8gpa...

by BitchNiggaHoeFag November 19, 2015

Mask Therapy

When someone deliberately uses masks to ignite their creativity, such as donning a face mask while venturing in the wilderness or in an open air surrounding, with no one around, in the hope of getting some novel ideas for a project, or of experiencing an aha to a wicked problem.

After being stuck for weeks with an unsolved math problem, Prof. Dean decided to go for a mask therapy, by trekking some off-campus mountainous region, and hoping to be rewarded with some insight during the trip.

by MathPlus June 21, 2021