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The Coronavirus

A virus that fucked humanity up enough that it's not just a coronavirus, it is THE Coronavirus.
by Psycho Llama May 25, 2021
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A surface matter for the power struggle beneath the surface between the people trying to keep pulling the strings of the rest of the population that get their strings pulled right into a testing line or a vaccine line (or a slaughterhouse line for that matter, since a slaughterhouse is where sheep go).
The coronavirus was something that would get people's attention and distract them from continuing to fight what they were really fighting.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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People are no more tolerant of the coronavirus this year than last. A lot of them just let an entity shock them into compliant behavior (though they are not six years old), and the initial shock is no longer there, which is why the entity starts to come up with new reasons why the virus hasn't been eliminated (such as more infectious or deadly mutations) yet every time people start to feel less on edge about it, and more like their old dysfunctional selves (the people that never needed a normal or a new normal).
The coronavirus has been a social experiment to control human behavior more than it has been anything else. Will people tolerate not being liberated from a wildfire that will run out of fuel at some point, or will they let any sense of rights they still have burn in it? People have no rights as long as they're not waking up or standing up.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
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A stupid virus thats gonna kill us all. It is also making us zoom everyone we know and do online school on zoom...online school is shit dont do it.
wash ur hands, social distance and like fucking stay inside or ur gonna spread it. just zoom your friends jeez. this coronavirus is going to get us all!
by vyrfwid nxcmousvfbovca April 28, 2020
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Even a staggering number of deaths such as a couple hundred thousand is still a small number of the world's population, as a couple million is a small number of the world's population. A lightning strike or a shark attack is a real danger, it's not a hoax, and it is potentially deadly, but for how long does each person that watched the movie Jaws or Twister (or saw footage of one of these incidents on the news) let the risk dictate their entire future life (whether they go outside or in the ocean again). A year and a half into the pandemic, you would think people would wake up. For how much longer do you take every order, follow every mandate, and fall into every line you are told to? When will people realize that the darkest hour comes when they allow it by dreaming or sleepwalking instead of waking up and fighting?
The coronavirus can kill you, so can lightning, wild animals, diseases, other people, car accidents, falls, and an endless list of things you can go through life letting fear dictate what you do and don't do. A life not lived seems worse than getting sick, life is worth losing. By living every day, you are endangering yourself and other people, when you drive to work, you are potentially endangering yourself and other people, you are part of the problem like everyone else is, and it's unavoidable.
by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021
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ur #1 bestie buckaroo who u shall die forsies 💤 tesco clubcardio tesco hostage
"your my coronavirus chicken cheeseburger!"

"what's that supposed to mean"
" ur my bestie boo"
by jamatronuim March 5, 2025
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A worldwide virus that seems to make people need toilet paper and milk.
Karen: I NEED ALL THE TOILET PAPER
Everyone: ah, she must have coronavirus..
by u_are_hawt123 April 14, 2020
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