a really beautiful, smart, sexy, crazy, lovable, with blue eyes, sexy body, nice hair, big lips, cute nose, caring boyfriend, always make you smile and laugh, doesnt pay attention to other girls, sexy ass cause he is an athlete, makes me feel special, in other words he is just perfect from the inside and outside and he makes all the other girls jealous of me cause they dont have him and i do :P <3
jessica : look at sam and his gf
emma : damn he is hot, i wish i was instead of her *cries*
i hate her.
jessica : so true, he is perfect *sighs*
emma : damn he is hot, i wish i was instead of her *cries*
i hate her.
jessica : so true, he is perfect *sighs*
by sb04-06-12 December 23, 2012
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BOY 1: YOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SANDWICH
BOY 2: *SHOWS SQUISHED SANDWICH* SOME ONE PULLED A SAM ON ME. *STARTS CRYING*
BOY 2: *SHOWS SQUISHED SANDWICH* SOME ONE PULLED A SAM ON ME. *STARTS CRYING*
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He likes fast cars, bikes, 4WD trucks & has a nack for every extreme sport known to man...including skydiving.
He likes fast cars, bikes, 4WD trucks & has a nack for every extreme sport known to man...including skydiving.
by ShizzleDizzle September 10, 2013
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