Vernon hillbillies

The teenagers of Hawthorn Middle School South, and Vernon Hills Highschool that have nothing to live for, and are dumb as shit, the type of people that fight each other for fun.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Vernon Hillbillies have been up to?

Guy 2: Was it another fight at school?

Guy 1: Nope, they made a bomb in the library this time

by Vh skatepark August 18, 2021

Hillbilly nigga

When niggas dress southern but they are ghetto. They put on the bling belt buckle, off the hip jeans, fresh sneakers, and a t-shirt sometimes carrying a second t-shirt over the shoulder for fashion. To themselves they must be fresh but to others they are no different then a hillbilly.

Oh shit, look at that nigga Dyron. He got all dressed up to go out with his bitch but he be looking like a hillbilly nigga. I bet he just go out and get her some cheese fish to eat. Is he trying to be romantic or some shit?

by cheese fish June 8, 2016

hillbilly talk

Describes a false statement that is generally spread within very small (and melodrama filled) social circles... Usually stating that something is a certain way when in reality it isn't even close to being true. Their social circle is so small minded, that they themselves start to believe that it’s true just because everyone in their small network says so. They start to hate people that go against their false belief, no matter how trivial... Very similar to religion amongst narrow minded bigots.

Hillbilly Talker: You can't get a rental car anywhere unless you are 25! They just won't let you.
Knowledgeable Person: Yes you can, usually you will just get a higher risk surcharge.
Hillbilly Talker: Na uh, Zach the bartender (at some dive hole in the wall) said he tried to and they wouldn't let him because he is only 24.
Knowledgeable Person: Maybe that policy is specific to the rental company?
Hillbilly Talker: Nope, it's the same way everywhere.
Knowledgeable Person: How do you know? I got a rental car last year, and I'm only 24 this year...
Hillbilly Talker: That’s just the way it is. You are wrong.
Knowledgeable Person: Whatever.

by Daniel Cortolini December 30, 2007

hillbilly hydraulics

a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing the ass end to bounce under hard braking.
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car

my Tempo has ridiculous hillbilly hydraulics when I pump the brake pedal

by tempopetey December 25, 2007

hillbilly awesome

when an event is so incredible and fun but tinged with a trashy, drunken and dimwitted feel of guilt or shame, it is hillbilly awesome. hillbilly awsome is usually used in reference to drinking events in pickup trucks, trailer parks, nascar or backyards with abandoned bathroom fixtures strewn about.

hey all, we ar' gonna' camp out in the back field where pa' dumps all the tires. we have 4 cases of old milwaukee, half a brick of m-80's and two bottles of jim beam - it is gonna be hillbilly awesome

by cosmo corinne May 30, 2008

hillbilly golf

A game played with PVC pipes connected to make four rungs; the goal is to wrap a length of rope with balls attached to either end to one of the rungs of your opponent's PVC setup.

I was at a party this weekend and we played hillbilly golf on the lawn. Cletus lost an eye.

by snowcaps March 8, 2009

Outerspace Hillbilly

Outerspace hillbilly or hillbilly from outer space is a subculture of people who are apart from the southern mainstream of Rednecks, White Trash, and Urban Cowboys. They are in general southern Hipsters/Indies who are very cultured and independent along with usually bohemian, and grew up in the inner city or suburbs. They usually wear Vintage clothing, Converse, Tight, Skinny, Loose, or Ripped jeans usually dark, along with shirts that are colorful and expressive, and hats of every kind from Cowboy Hats to Fedoras and Trillbys. Their Hairstyles are their own but are usually long and messy but always clean. Their music prefrences differ greatly from Alternative country, Techno, Indie, Grunge, and many other alternative music styles but NEVER mainstream. They are also All talented, intelligant, well mannered, and liberal. And its all topped off with a southern accent.

(White Trash1): You see that little shit with the ungodly clothing with them skinny jeans, converse, and a commie che shirt and why the hell is he wearin that good ol' cowboy hat with that long messy ass hair.
(White Trash2): Goddamn Outerspace Hillbilly i tell ya

by Asher the Outerspace Hillbilly August 6, 2010