thumb dribble

that
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words

at a time

…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.

- Did Jim not text you about tonight?
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.

by Stivchik April 22, 2019

gribble dribble

Insane non-factual information man-splained with equal parts pleasant condescension and complete confidence.

Bob: "The problem is you need more Fafner in your muffler bearings. Very easy to overlook, but it should be part of your monthly maintenance."
Mary: "WTF kinda Gribble Dribble is that? Please stop talking."

by Eustice McFocktard February 4, 2025

Dribble Penetration

To penetrate an orifice very rapidly. Fast, successive jabs.

"Baby, I like it when you perform dribble penetration on me like that!"
"Are you sure it's not too fast?"

by ElPenetrada March 3, 2010

dribble muffin

noun. a muffin of the dribbled variety. Contains human or animal saliva baked steadily into the delicious sponge. a delicassy in southern france... those damn dirty frogs.... often used as an insult by those to afriad to curse.

Your a fuckface... i mean a dribble muffin... please dont tell my mommy!!!!!!

by damonator!!!!!!! February 26, 2004

Dribbling Biscuit

A very common word for someone who drops their biscuit repeatedly, you may have heard this while walking through the grocery store in the biscuit isle.

You: Man I am a dribbling biscuit when I drop my biscuit.

other person: Wow I want you soo badly right now

by Patrick James Kelly April 21, 2011

Dribbly

An adjective used to describe something that is juicy and dribbles down your chin.

"That peach was so dang ripe and round when it hit the lips, that it was dribbly."

by RACHIEMEAG October 15, 2020

Gooch Dribble

The sweat from the ball sack

Go Lick Gooch Dribble

by The Banter Lad January 6, 2017