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Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.
“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”
by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025
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Dry Caesar

Any non-lubricated sexual act so depraved that one ought not describe it publicly.
I wanna dump her but damn I never had a Dry Caesar so good!
by Big Philly the Thinker April 7, 2024
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Pulling a Caesar

When you work out at the gym for a short time, then disappear and talk about how you will come back later to shut the place down. Yet no evidence exists of said event.
"He's always rushing out of here, then 'pulling a caesar' about later"
by ALPHA.POWERBUILDING November 3, 2018
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Caesar

Caesar 3mk
by Daoud November 21, 2021
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from Caesar to Brexit

a ) literally from a to z
b) learning your country's history, even if it's not Great Britain, from a to z
If you want to be a competent nationalist or patriot, you can start by using from Caesar to Brexit definition b).
by Sexydimma September 27, 2016
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Caesar Behavior

behavior that falls into one of 3 categories and can be used synonymously:
1.) Gooner behavior or behavior that is generally suspect like saying your favorite Pokémon is lopunny

2.) Cornball behavior like excessive use of anime GIFs/emojis or claiming tequila is the only alcohol you can drink, despite not being able to name a single tequila brand.

3.)repeated talk of being alone/ wanting a girlfriend
“Bro just said he relates to Shinji from Evangelion… that’s peak Caesar Behavior.”
“If your favorite Pokémon is Lopunny and you use 😩 unironically, you’re a certified Caesar.”

“He posted a black screen on his story with the caption ‘I’m done chasing.’ Caesar Behavior at its peak.”
“She said ‘I’m different when I’m drunk off tequila’ and then passed out after two shots. Pure Caesar Behavior.”
“Dog, he just said ‘I’m a lover, not a fighter’—it’s terminal.”
by Threadues October 7, 2025
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caesar

stupid dumbass that needs to be stopped and rejected by society
caesars mom:hey caesar your adopted
caesar:iknow you told me already
by randomdumbassthenegetivethird February 2, 2022
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