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second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.
Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
by 10:20am September 16, 2021
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Counter-offensive

A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.
offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.

Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive
by DImmortal April 24, 2009
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Comedic Offense

Person 1: Heard you took someone to court?

Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.

Person 1: What were they charged with?

Person 2: Comedic Offense...
by Purble! December 12, 2020
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Offensive cops

Critical Ops Hacker that sends Trading servers invitations to everyone in their DMs
by randomkid777 June 17, 2022
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Sorryable Offense

An action that requires an apology.

Often can be used when your girl is bitchin about something you shouldn't be sorry for.
"That's not a sorryable offense. You shouldn't be sorry for that."
by Cman33 March 16, 2022
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No offense

Two words people use when they usually are going to say offensive and sometimes they don't even care that they've offended you when they know they have.
by SobyCoty September 3, 2022
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