soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.

I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.

by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008

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teeter totter

1. A toy found on a playground.
2. A person who likes to ride the ass of a same sex partner, a faggot.
3. The act of butt-fucking.

1. Lets go play on the teeter totter.
2. That guy is a teeter totter.
3. He wants to teeter totter all over you rectum.

by Brandon B. October 15, 2003

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beaver teefer

1. One who is so attractive he can teef any girls beaver from them
2. A man who has genital sex with some guys girlfriend

Guy 1: o my god im gunna kill the bastard who had sex with my gf
Guy 2: Yea, he's a real beaver teefer

by Nick Fappiano August 10, 2006

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Tenner

He's very sweet he is one in a million type of guys he will show you where you are wrong when you get too caught up in your own head.he will keep you humble just the best kind of guys you can meet . he will always get your messages when you not feeling yourself and spend some time helping you.

Tenner is always there for me when I need him.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019

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