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tulpa

"I whip out my dick and put it in her vagoo for my Applejack tulpa!"
by Jacal July 22, 2012
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Tiptoeing through the tulips

It’s not just a hit song by Tiny Tim, it’s when you insert your toe between the two lips of a woman’s vagina. One can insert the whole toe, or just the tip. May also refer to the lips of the mouth.
When Tiny Tim slips the tip of his toe through Big June’s pussy lips, he is tiptoeing through the tulips.
by ButimDirtyDan March 13, 2022
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Tolipop

A nickname given to attractive men, who have a way with words that will get your heart. These men usually have beautiful eyes, great smiles, or sexy voices, sometimes all of the above.
I sure wish I had my tolipop tonight.
by Amberkie October 28, 2008
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tulita

Sexy, funny, cute, laughs a lot, sings like an angel...
You have a great need for other people to like and admire you. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. Your sexual adjustment has presented problems for you. Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof. You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic. Security is one of your major goals in life.
Tulita answered my call today and now my face and abs ache

So niaive though
by Kiwiboy469a September 26, 2013
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tulpamancy

Western idealization of a group of “tulpas” or less commonly referred to as “nirmitas” from Tibetan and Indian Buddhism, closed religious practices. This Tumblr-coined term is used to refer to endogenic “systems” believing they coexist with “tulpas” or “nirmitas”.

This term is commonly used with “parogenic”, an umbrella term for “systems” that “were created willingly”.
Person 1: “Do you believe in Tulpamancy?”
Person 2: “No, it’s cultural appropriation.”
by tavesanity February 6, 2022
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tulio

A Romanian who thinks he is Italian
That tulio can't even pronounce bruschetta properly.
by abrakebabra January 6, 2004
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Tuliphead

A male whose head is shaped rather like a tulip, based on a certain drawing.
by Rara October 12, 2003
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