Sodomizing Gun of Truth

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.

Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!

by FannyFondler and WaffleMan September 16, 2008

The Truth

The Truth is something that you normally think other people can't handle knowing. It is what you avoid ever having to give in order to keep up this little game that you tend to play with other peoples lives, instead you fead them lies to keep them as loyal pawns in this elaborate chess game we call life. Quite often the truth is replaced with a lie, that after a long period of time , starts to seem real.

The truth is that nobody can ever be trully honest with any other person, there will always be lies to mascarade it.

by Xero _ Manifest December 21, 2010

truths

when two people ask each other questions and the other must answer truthfully

a:wanna play truths
b:yeah you start

a: okay do you wanna go on a date

b: um okay

by eizzacraiig September 29, 2015

sojourner truth

a group of bloggers who dedicate themselves to the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth; a woman's rights activist

the world according to sojourner truth

check it out at blogspot.com

by not sojourner February 3, 2008

Monkey Truth

The kind of truth that comes out after one take's his/her mask off.

It took hours of discussions for the monkey truth to come out. Perhaps the wine allowed the mask to come off to understand her true feelings about her destiny.

by djk_wff March 29, 2009

Truther

Is one who rejects the official explanation provided for September 11, 2001. They include professional architects and engineers, scientists, and other scholars, firefighters, pilots, veterans, doctors, the victims families and people from countless other walks of life. People who reject the official explanation live in a paradigm that sees the mainstream media as a tool of manipulation for the masses.

Architects and Engineers for 9-11 truth are the quintessential truthers.

by nobody1010 May 3, 2010

truthcaster

- one who broadcast the truth

- one who speaks of the truth

- one who expose the truth

- brother Eliseo F. Soriano is the Truthcaster

by melvs May 28, 2007