Tottenham Hotspurs

One of the most hated clubs in the Premiership. Arsenal, Chelsea and West Ham all hate Spurs (going back to Spurs' large Jewish fanbase) though really it is out of jealousy. Spurs have the best fans in the prem (all this bullshit about toon and sunderland is shite, they all leave when the going gets tough)

to summarise tottenham are amazing, although the results and performances of the team are unpredictable but after all when else can you see amazing players such as richardo rocha and ben alwick??

tottenham hotspurs 5 - 1 arsenal

arsenal fan: yeah its carling cup we didnt play our best team

me: so your best team doesnt include fabregas, adebayor, Van Persie or gallas(before he went mental)

by jermaine jenas July 2, 2009

totties

A pair of rather large breasts, usually very appealing to the eyes.

Woah! Look at the totties over there on Lisa!

by jdizelfoshizzel June 30, 2006

Totem Poles

Totally or Total

'mate I am totem poles gunna shit myself if I eat anymore barley'

by beau.sinko July 10, 2009

Totemic Druid

This druid identifies with a particular animal, an animal that he feels represents his spirit. This grants him a special connection to the animal kingdom, and he is able to call upon their spirits to aid him.

Cannot shapeshift at all

by smurf August 23, 2004

totty pocket

While it may at first sound obscene, a totty pocket is actually a perfectly innocent term. It refers to a large, rectangular pocket on the front or side of a pair of pants, such as cargo pants. A totty pocket is often closed by button or zipper.

The word originated as a reference to Napoleon Dynamite from the scene where Napoleon stuffs a handful of tater tots into his pocket.

Dude, I think your keys just fell out of your totty pocket.

by Lydy May 13, 2005

Totties

Beer and girls and what not. And hey, feel free to replace any word with totties as long as that thing is fucking sweet. You have the power...use it wisely.

Let's pound some totties (Beers) this weekend.
Hey what are you doin? Oh just poundin totties of course.

Wow look at that totty (girl), she's a dime.

by A-Lic June 18, 2008

Totem Pole

To engage in cunnilingus while one person straddles another, standing person.

Because I totem poled Jane last night, I am washing the hand prints off the ceiling.

by Malawin Mut July 15, 2009