by Heart.Brocken.Check June 7, 2021

5 year old says “my mom went to sleep one night, and she never got up. They later took her out of the house because it smelled. They said it was because of death.”
by Shortbread Gobbler October 7, 2019

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.
The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

by WCWlonglostgrandaughter June 27, 2021

The only sure thing in life besides taxes.
Can be delivered by a 9mm, 12 gauge, a sharp knife, or a rope.
Often is followed by expensive funeral costs.
Can be delivered by a 9mm, 12 gauge, a sharp knife, or a rope.
Often is followed by expensive funeral costs.
by Grim Reaper 6969 February 27, 2017

by StudentLoanDebt101 May 2, 2022
