Death

Something that I want and you want to happen. Trust me, when it happens its gonna be super helpful. When death happens, you don't need to give a fuck or shit about anything.

Me: Welcome death. Please end my suffering.
Death: Gladly
Me: Thank you death.

by Someone lame and bored. November 20, 2018

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Something I crave daily.

"I would rather obtain the sweet release of death than talk to my crush, and believe me, I really HECCIN want to."

by satan's butthairs June 4, 2018

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Death is a transition from mortality (physical world) into immortality (afterworld). -Emeasoba George

Death is unavoidable.

by Emeasoba George March 8, 2018

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A release from this terrible place we call life

"YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM DEATH"

by This one dude October 10, 2020

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A superior method to cure the disease called life.

Scientist: The cure for your life is death, you should borrow this revolver.

by Thy most Superior One December 10, 2021

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Death is a one time usable “get out of work or school or jail” card, it has an expiration date that will instantly use itself at a certain age, if you get hit by a bus or get stabbed or any of that bullshit then the card might accidentally play itself. Also emo people use it a whole lot.

Friend 1: hey do you wanna go skating later?

Friend 2: yeah sure what time

Friend 1: 01:30

Friend 2: ok I’ll be there!

Some random emo guy: ima use the death card tonight

by H4PPY February 3, 2023

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