Death is a one time usable “get out of work or school or jail” card, it has an expiration date that will instantly use itself at a certain age, if you get hit by a bus or get stabbed or any of that bullshit then the card might accidentally play itself. Also emo people use it a whole lot.
Friend 1: hey do you wanna go skating later?
Friend 2: yeah sure what time
Friend 1: 01:30
Friend 2: ok I’ll be there!
Some random emo guy: ima use the death card tonight
Friend 2: yeah sure what time
Friend 1: 01:30
Friend 2: ok I’ll be there!
Some random emo guy: ima use the death card tonight
by H4PPY February 3, 2023
Get the Deathmug.