Seattle Sock Monkey

The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.

Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.

by Miles Long UpYours August 31, 2011

Seattle Southpaw

To reach inside the vagina and jack yourself off while screwing a girl in the ass.

Barbara Stiensand's favorite position to do after taking a few valium is the Seattle Southpaw.

by Powered by God March 22, 2003

Scatter

1) A quick phrase used to tell a fellow gang member to run away.

1) " 5-0 man, SCATTER! "

by Sam 'Raphael' Senior November 11, 2003

scatter blast

When you have diarrhea and you hit a pocket of gas and the shit blows out with force, spraying shit all over the toilet bowl

dude I got to shit but someone scatter blasted the toilet, my ass isnt going to sit on that

by Dirty Joe Young April 27, 2006

Satti

Someone who is helpful, generous. a philanthropist.

I wish i was like satti

by BHaaa March 31, 2013

Seattle Steamer

When one person is showering, the other person takes a dump in the bathroom causing extreme difusion and steaming them out of the shower.

Shelly is showering and Johnny just gave her a Seattle Steamer. She is very upset as she is no longer clean.

by Francois1980 January 1, 2009

scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

by bgates July 29, 2008