shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

by hoehoefromdawg March 14, 2007

SWADED-J

a stoner / music maker that lives in wyoming

<<SWADED = SMOKE.WEED.ALL.DAY.EVERY.DAY>>
<<J = JESSE>>

dam did u see that hit swaded-j took befoure spittin those mad lyrics as he did a backflip off of a 3 sory building then hopped in his ride as police chased him away?...............................................................................................:<YEAH NIKKA IT WAS EXTREMELY AWSOME !!!

by baze the king of green December 4, 2010

shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.

Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.

by vaeyet October 28, 2013

i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy

i saved christ: I fucking hate you niggers

by Jesus christ February 21, 2005

shaved bear

A person that has the bodily appearance of a bear, sans fur. Does not in any way qualify as a compliment for women.

I went out with beer goggles last night. I woke up next to a shaved bear.

by bear shaver November 2, 2011

Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.

My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.

by nob May 11, 2004

Saved

A very flexible shemale that can suck themself off. Although they are thought of to be extremely gay, they are a cool person.

DUDE! That guy is a saved!

by Davito'is'queen May 14, 2011