A scandal that breaks out a few weeks before election time, usually involving an older politican and a young guy, usually underage boy.
Foley, a Republican congressman from Florida had a nasty cocktober surprise when he was found out to having sexually solicited young congressional pages.
by Frankiez October 1, 2006
Get the cocktober surprisemug. A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.
Most frequently the middle child.
See also: accident
Most frequently the middle child.
See also: accident
Child: So did you always want two sons dad?
Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!
Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!
by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020
Get the Pleasant surprisemug. The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.
He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.
by pacfan834 December 26, 2007
Get the sober surprisemug. You try to run me through
Hold on
Think again
Don't you know
What you're starting?
But you sure ain't got a clue
How bad
This will go
Don't you know
Know my art
And as you look to the horizon
Not a cloud
But then stormy weather's caught you cold
Seems like it crept up out of nowhere
All around you
It's not quite what you foretold
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
You think you got your game
Planned out
To a T
Yet I'm two
Steps ahead yeah
So, you step into my way
Stand down
It's a trap
One more step
And you're dead
Why just a picosecond ago
Clear blue skies
But now lightning's struck your last resolve
It's not an accident that no one
Hears your cries
As your last strength seems to dissolve
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net, you didn't catch it in time
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Better think
About your game
Are you sure
Your next move's the right one for you?
Are you sure
You won't get outmaneuvered
Again and again my friend?
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fin-
Hold on
Think again
Don't you know
What you're starting?
But you sure ain't got a clue
How bad
This will go
Don't you know
Know my art
And as you look to the horizon
Not a cloud
But then stormy weather's caught you cold
Seems like it crept up out of nowhere
All around you
It's not quite what you foretold
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
You think you got your game
Planned out
To a T
Yet I'm two
Steps ahead yeah
So, you step into my way
Stand down
It's a trap
One more step
And you're dead
Why just a picosecond ago
Clear blue skies
But now lightning's struck your last resolve
It's not an accident that no one
Hears your cries
As your last strength seems to dissolve
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net, you didn't catch it in time
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Better think
About your game
Are you sure
Your next move's the right one for you?
Are you sure
You won't get outmaneuvered
Again and again my friend?
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fin-
by anonymous October 8, 2022
Get the last surprisemug. While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.
Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
Get the Surprise Bellringermug. The only two words that will guarantee someone millions of views on a YouTube video with the use of a popular children's IP (e.g. Frozen, Spiderman, Minecraft). When placed in the title of a video, these words are often crammed in with other buzzwords that 1. are designed to grab the child's immediate attention or 2. manipulate YouTube's algorithm into placing said video amongst other well-made, thoughtfully-created forms of children's entertainment on the platform.
by bassistheplace246 July 18, 2018
Get the Surprise Eggmug. A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.
Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.
by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010
Get the Muffin Surprisemug.