Sub-Crumpet

Too Sub-Crumpet
Too withhold sex

"Kirke" Gilesie I'm horny
"Giles" Hmph keeps playing with iPhone

later that day...

"Giles" Kirke make sweet love to me...
"Krike" (Raised eyebrows) "You had you chance this morning"

Giles got "sub-crumpeted"

by languagebarrier May 25, 2011

sub-nub

one who is so terrible at video games that he is a notch below nub and two notches below noob in the gaming world.

dude i just uber pwnd you, your such a sub-nub

by Danny Jones/ Jimmy Travaglini January 5, 2008

Sub-bitching

Sub-tweeting is the act of tweeting about somebody without actually saying its about them..
So sub-bitching is bitching about someone, trying to make it more generalized even though its clearly aimed at one person

For example;
Roqueesha: "Some people really don't know how to do their make-up."

Lily: "Is she talking bout me??"

Breezy: "Yeah she's clearly sub-bitching"

by Lil Mamas Baby Daddy May 8, 2014

sub to him

sub to him

"All we can do is sub to him"
- Slimecicle

by ApplePotatoCat July 31, 2020

U Sub

Commonly misinterpreted as a method of finding the derivative in Calculus, this is actually the premise of a toxic joke, known as a "deez nuts" joke. Ask a person who does not know calculus to explain U Sub, and when they respond with a question along the lines of "what is U Sub", the setup for the deez nuts joke is complete.

"Hey can you explain U Sub to me?"
"What's U Sub?"
"U Submerged yo face in deez nuts!!!!"

by MackSneale July 12, 2022

Titan Sub

Submarine That Went To See The Titanic, Lets Just Say That It Crushed Its Passengers Hearts. And More!

Billionare: I Wanna See The Titanic!
Stockton Rush: Come On My Titan Sub! It Wont Kill You!
Billionare: Okay!
Billionares Friend: And We Never Saw Him Again.

by fwefff July 23, 2023

Sub Seating

The "seating chart" that students assume when a teacher is absent and the substitute doesn't know the seating chart. This usually entails everyone sitting with their friends, which makes the class that much more loud and unmanageable.

Example 1
Hannah: Hey, Josh, guess what? Ms. Kelvin isn't here, we have a sub!
Josh: Aw, yeah, you know what that means! Sub seating!

Example 2
Sophie: Why are you sitting in your assigned seat? Come sit here, it's sub seating.

by chatterbox321 December 5, 2010