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neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic
Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit
by Thaddeus Griffin January 7, 2007
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Stress Fart

An especially long and loud anal eruption of putrid gas, brought on by sudden physical stress, such as bending to lift a heavy object.
My mom was bending over to lift a large sofa, when she suddenly blew a stress fart. I could not believe it, I'd never heard my mom fart before!!
by Kalisiin March 24, 2012
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stress release

There are any number of ways you can release stress.

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The best stress release is:

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by Murgo69 December 29, 2007
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Post traumatic stress

The feeling of unease and irreversibility following a post on facebook, waiting for someone to respond to it. Post traumatic stress is usually caused by the uncertainty of how the post will be received, if at all. The condition usually goes away after a couple of comments or likes.
- Dude, why are you checking your facebook all the time?
- I posted something a couple of hours ago and no-one has commented on it. No-one!
- You’re having a case of post traumatic stress.
- I know. Posting shit on facebook is bad for you.
- Come on, let’s build a computer out of wood instead of waiting for someone to like your post.
by Esben el Magnifico April 12, 2014
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Teresa Strasser

News Girl on the Adam Carolla Show, which airs 6-10 a.m. on KLSX in LA and is also simulcast to other West Coast markets. A very sexy and funny gal who evens out the testosterone levels!
by rob8od November 10, 2007
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The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.
Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."

John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."
by Stank Twatwell January 21, 2010
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teresa strasser

A kick-ass Emmy award-winning writer who co-hosts the best radio morning talk show, Teresa Strasser not only showcases a biting wit and quick humor, she also recently didn't marry Batman.
Teresa Strasser is too cool to be defined only as "that jewish girl."
by bachelorette November 13, 2007
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