Strasser 

Pronounced STRAW- SIR: The last name of a person who is incredibly good-looking, out going, hard working, gunslinging, musically gifted, adventurous, and all around fun.
If you happen to meet a Strasser it is your lucky day because there aren't many True Blue Strassers in the states.

Strassers have a reputation that precedes them anywhere, whether to the dentist or to college, and that reputation is a good thing. If you are a Strasser you know that it is a matter of pride to uphold the family name in every way shape or form. Strassers have two theme songs; "I'm a Strasser, yes i am" and "We're great but no one knows it"

I'm a strasser, yes i am. So if you want to study a strasser i'm a living specimen. Maybe you think i'm just like anybody else you meet, but take it from me, your sure to agree, we're different as can be. I'm a strasser, through and through, so if you want to study a strasser by the things i say and do remember i've learned to camp since i was two, there's nothing we can't whether! Strasser good looks come shining through, we're always found together! Maybe you'd like me to introduce one of my fabulous cousins to you, so you can be a strasser too!!

Strasser by gelli face August 22, 2010

strasser 

a word describing someone who is awesome yet emo

"i love you"says me
"thats cool im sad" say someone who is strasser

strasser by matthew is cool July 26, 2007

Strasser 

Someone whom you suspect has managed to read the entire internet, yet inexplicably has retained all of the information therein.

Wow, he is like a Strasser!

Strasser by Lemmeaddsomecolor September 4, 2019

teresa strasser 

A witty, intelligent, pretty TV and Radio broadcast personality with a very nice nose. The rest of her isn't bad, either!

That girl is perfect. She's SO Teresa Strasser.

teresa strasser by sarodude November 10, 2007

teresa strasser 

Teresa Strasser - the #1 Jewish news reporter on The Adam Carolla Show.

Teresa Strassers glowing personality, witty banter, and excellent intuition on gay/nerd/weed walking and blah blah blog draws the listener in and keeps them there despite the sometimes uncouth remarks from her counter parts.

teresa strasser by VCA January 5, 2009

Teresa Strasser 

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.

Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.

Teresa Strasser by Steinsensager November 9, 2007

Teresa Strasser 

News Girl on the Adam Carolla Show, which airs 6-10 a.m. on KLSX in LA and is also simulcast to other West Coast markets. A very sexy and funny gal who evens out the testosterone levels!

Teresa Strasser is friggin awesome.

Teresa Strasser by rob8od November 10, 2007