Strand-up comedy

probably nothing important but
to get technical, its like bedhead except you cant wash it out
its just there for people to laugh at.

"yo thats some strand-up comedy"

by Loser I guess I don't know March 12, 2017

Stradgies

See Strategy

"Agh Yuh... Check out these new business stradgies I've come up with. Notice them cackalations*, buddy?"

(* see Cackalate)

by Robert October 22, 2003

Polish Straddle

In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.

W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!

by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011

Slut Strands

Usually two long unkempt strands of hair dangling at the side of ones face. Often seen worn by women who look as though they've just rolled out of bed after a heavy session.

Favoured by the likes of Meghan Markle and Amber Heard.

"You ready to wear your tiara?"

"Let me fix my slut strands first."

by skinnymalinks May 29, 2023

strand

pussies pussies wat a bunch of pussies. a gang of penises in norwich

we're the strand, and we are pussies

by stephenjolly February 20, 2008

Strand-up comedy

The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.

When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.

by Gary N. September 11, 2007

Stranded Whale

When having sex in the doggy style position, grab both her arms while railing her. The longer you hold this position the more like a stranded whale on a beach she will look.

Tino was watching discovery channel and witnessed a stranded whale while having sex with his girl and attempted to re enact the scene.

by Flipper2010 April 22, 2010