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Monkey Screecher

A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.
She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."
by ProfessorMonkey May 17, 2018
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sleep screecher

when u screech in your sleep
Hannah was screaming in her sleep! She is a sleep screecher!!🤭
by superior.weiner May 27, 2019
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Ass Strechter

When someone makes a shit larger than their anus so the shit strechtes the anus. An ass strechter typically causes extreme pain to the victim temporarily
Bob- "AAAAHHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY"
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro
by Dickker November 30, 2019
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Tibetan Screecher

When a whiskey satiated male performs anal sex on a female inflicted with altitude sickness on a mountain summit.
Just when I thought my altitude sickness couldn't get any worse, he gave me a tibetan screecher on Mount Saint Helens
by RaiderMain January 30, 2024
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Seiden stricker

A bitchy person who thinks everything is about them. Also takes offense to everything and needs to grow up.
Bob: Did you see Logan freak out over that video that wasn’t even about him?
Tony: Yes bro he’s such a seiden stricker.
by Sparkling Turtle March 21, 2024
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Video Speichern

German for ‘Save Video/Video Record.’
Typically sourced from the “Okay Garmin, Video Speichern“ meme, which records heinous car accidents and public struggles—all recorded by ‘Garmin’, at the prompt of the car driver.
Okay GarminVideo speichern. Der war schön rot.”
by namiida-kun August 1, 2025
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Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.
"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."
by Bartizan February 27, 2015
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