strategical

The cooler way to say strategic made by Cristopher Sturniolo on 9/25/2023

“You are very strategical”- Christopher Sturniolo

by @gracexella September 25, 2023

the strategy

a useful tool when sparring in preparation for an upcoming MMA fight, the strategy involves repeatedly jabbing the opponent in the face using a right-left-right-left pattern. this is useful because it not only lands a great number of punches, but it also keeps your opponent far away and out of range for his own strikes

henry: man, this guy keeps taking me down and i can't score any points
noah: dude, you should just go back to the strategy!

by usctrojans11 May 31, 2010

wombat strategy

Attracting members of the opposite sex by the use of a tower made of square poop ontop of a log or rock.

Person1: oh wow your girlfriend is hot, how did you manage that?
Person2: The wombat strategy

by paulrbear November 13, 2017

jank strat

A cheesy, silly, unreliable, or otherwise dumb strategy, generally used for either novelty of using it or the challenge of beating people with it. In gaming, you will often see people playing like this if they are smurfing or are otherwise competing below their skill level, or in an unranked mode where winning or losing doesn't have any ramifications.

Card Game Player 1: "God, I'm so fucking pissed. I lost to the jankiest fucking strat just now."
CG Player 2: "Oh, really? What happened?"
CG Player 1: "I drew none of the answers I needed and he pulled off a stupid combo that took him three whole turns to set up"
CG Player 2: "Three turn combo? What the fuck, dude's on some shit."

CG Player 1: "Like I said, total jank strat."

by Diamond III Scrublady June 3, 2018

Edge strat

The edge strat is when you hit the barrier you're trapped in as they try to poke you before they go to poke you so you can blocktrade and do KB with your first hit

Did you see me use the edge strat on that grav user yesterday he was malding so hard

by EclipsedEdge December 3, 2021

Strategic Reserve

A case of beer in the fridge should one decide not to go out but still wish to enjoy a fine cold beverage after a long day's work.

Dudette: Hey, wanna go the pub tonight?
Dude: Nah, I'm broke and tired, but I have a strategic reserve so it's all good

by Mr Sruffiness August 12, 2009

Strategically dominate

When you play really well on a discord reality game, so much so that you get robbed at fourth place

"remember the time I Strategically Dominated that big brother org 6 months ago"

by bb-org god April 8, 2021