stone david carter

Stone David Carter is an angry, dominant beast who is close to breaking the chains and fucking your 100 people. He loves azns and is constantly found in the shower waiting for boys to drop the soap so that he can molest your asshole until it is completely worn out. One warning when meeting a Stone David Carter, don't frrrt he don't like faggets

Stone David Carter fucks his wii

by aznalacks June 9, 2019

stone gossard

cool ass guitarist in the cool ass band pearl jam. wrote pretty much every pearl jam hit ever. once said “I write every song for Eddie, He’s my muse".

person 1: who's that guy playing guitar in front of 20k?

person 2: oh thats stone gossard!

by shoe-the-shoeless April 18, 2022

Stone Mansfield

One who gets rejected by the same girl over ten times. The master of what we call, "anti-rizz." Someone that has no play and is fatter than Pillsbury Doughboy.

"EWW! Is that Stone Mansfield?!"

"Why is Stone Mansfield even talking to us?"
"I have never seen someone as ugly as Stone Mansfield!"

by Mastuh Oogway May 2, 2023

Stone Temple Pilots

good band, better than nirvana but not as good as AIC.

hated by rock critics in the early 90's because of their commerical sound and similarities to seattle groups (although unfair, only plush sounds vocally like pearl jam) but still wrote some great material, notably plush, atlanta, and so i know and big empty.

Their thrid album "tiny music...songs from the vatican giftshop" is their greatest achievement.

lead singer Scott Weiland now fronts pseudo cock-rock outfit "velvet revolver".

Stone Temple Pilots rule

by Cregg Feldspar November 18, 2007

Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.

"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."

by Wooley, mixmaster. April 27, 2009

Stone Wall Jackson

When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.

Your dad looks like stone wall jackson.

by b ran jannsen May 22, 2008

stone free

to have no worries.

to be completely free, to be able to do whatever you please.

used in jimi hendrix's song "stone free."

Stone free, I do what I please.
I got to got to got to get away right now.

by i swear to drunk i'm not god December 28, 2005