Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying

Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick

by Samy roberts August 19, 2011

Stock Rape

Luring an intoxicated woman into signing up for a brokerage account with your referral link to result in your getting free money.

Dude : Yo did you really stock rape that chick last night?

Stockraper: Yeah! I got 4 free stocks on my WeBull account

by Wumbocumbo January 23, 2021

five stocked

when playing a super smash bros battle, each player having 5 lives, then one player beat the other person without dying one. 5-0.

wanna get five stocked bro

dam he just got "5 stocked" playing super smash bros

by charlescharles May 04, 2012

stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks

She wearing stocks and socks

by TeraMenno January 14, 2016

Braden Stock

A word to describe someone that is funny

"Oh yea that guy Joe he's pretty Braden Stock

by JoheMamamia December 15, 2021

bruh stocks

The name of an actual place on Google Maps, despite the fact it has nothing to do with stocks whatsoever.

Why don't we go down to Bruh Stocks and have ourselves a jolly good time!

by Demtane November 15, 2019

take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

by Lauren February 10, 2003