Paul Stitch Up

Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped

Fuck sake, another Paul Stitch Up.

by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023

Stitch

update
(usually addressing a specific situation, that occurred or will occur*)

note: used more normally when discussing a situation (past tense, speaking about it like it already happened. Rather than, before)

*Examples of the Few Instances of 'Will Occur' Situations: plan updated, or updates for the plan

“And that’s the stitch”

- meaning that’s the update

by OnlyTruthHere February 7, 2023

teadybear stitch

The line between a males ballsack and butthole.

She can lick my teadybear stitch

by Fawtmaster5000 July 24, 2022

stitching the spine

The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.

Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.

by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021

cult stitch

When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet

I need to sue some stitches but my bank account is empty I need me a £39 cult stitch lawyer

by Pugwasher November 20, 2021

Build a bear stitch

The skin seam that contains male genitalia, runs from the Anus, up the centre of the nut sack and underside of the shaft, ending with a rim stich round the helmet. Typically left un stitched on female anatomy.

Bro, did your build a bear stitch come loose? You're acting like a bitch!

by Buckets and shades November 23, 2021

Dirty stitch

When a French bulldog farts aggressively into the mouth of a human.

Yo my dog did a dirty stitch last night while I was asleep!

by Dirtynathan69 September 14, 2021