steven seagle

after ejaculating into your partners mouth, chop them in the neck forcing them to swallow a mouthful semen

she didnt want to swallow so i gave her a steven seagle

by maxir colona June 12, 2009

Steven The Settler

Steven noun \ˈpər-fikt\

1
a : being entirely without fault or defect : flawless
b : satisfying all requirements : accurate
c : corresponding to an ideal standard or abstract concept

2
a : sexually mature and fully differentiated ;D

-Steven the settler, he is perfect, hence the settling.

-Was that Steven that just walked by? Yeah he is definitely settling.

by The Reacher January 28, 2012

Steven reed

A person who excels at sadness (aka Emo).

" Why u steven reed. "

by Soflobron021 August 10, 2016

Steven Matos

Bad MOFO that eats the whole Reese's, not just the middle

Yo, you actin like a str8 up Steven Matos right now dawg. Sheeeet

by Rockinsquare007 October 31, 2016

steven gross

A really gross penis

Dam you have a Steven gross

by Hand25 August 19, 2017

Steveman

A strange being that usually lives in California, carries a glock, and fights autism daily.

"I thought I saw Steveman yesterday"
"No, that was my drunk neighbor"

by ShadowBuizel November 7, 2017

Steven Williams Effect

The steven williams effect is when a steven is rather really annoying or just downright irritating and keeps talking about german nationalism and never shuts up for a hard-on for otto von bismarck and people affected by the effect suffer from the following insanity,anxiety,depression,autism.

Do you ever hear about the steven williams effect and how it effects people.

by Moth Man76 December 4, 2018