malted state

Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.

"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."

by StillBill13 November 27, 2016

Ingham State High School

Ingham State High School is a public high school located on the coast of North Queensland, Australia, in a hell-like town known as Ingham. The students that attend are either (A) Piss poor, (B) underaged drinkers and druggos or (C), not catholic Italian snobs who find every reason to think Gilroy is better. Every teacher there has a giant fucking stick up their ass except for a few. Almost to every boy that attends is a bogan that can't say a sentence without saying a cuss to try and establish dominance when in reality it just makes them seem like they don't really know how to say anything else which is true. All the chicks there are sluts, dead inside or obese. On the bright side it's better than Gilroy.

Ingham State High School Boy: Oi bitch lemme shove my dick in you
Ingham State High School Girl 1: Alright let's go at it
Ingham State High School Girl 2: *makes someone shove them down a staircase*
Ingham State High School Girl 3: This is too much for me to handle lemme eat 5 Big Macs to repress the sight of seeing that

by pieceofshit114 October 25, 2019

Brown Status

Defintition 1 noun : Someone goes was beyond the line that has been set whether it be an insult or a story that is false
Definition 2 noun : Someone who thinks they know all things when in fact they know nothing and shoot down all of your beliefs by using counter examples that don't exist

Definition 3 noun : To be an "asshole" above and beyond the call of duty
Definition 4 noun : Someone who is extremely hypocritical
Definition 5 noun: Someone who has their own standard of time.

Defintion 6 noun: Some who thinks they are attractive and can get any girl but can only get girls that are considerably younger than them
Definition 7 noun: Someone who is so incredibly horny that the stories of their sexual endeavors are probably that of a script to pornography

D1: Making retarded jokes at an autism carnival
D2:Person1:Dude the Marlins are in the AFC North
Person2: No they're in the NL East dude
Person1: Bro they're in the AFC North...google it
Person2: Dude that's Brown Status
D3:In Japan yelling...IT'S GODZILLA!!!!!
D4:Acting holy at church then fucking M-Sat
D5:Someone who shows up an hour later than they say they will
D6: (Self-explanatory)
D7:I totally had a 3some with these girls after asking , "would you like to say hello to my little friend ;) ? "

by LittleCaesar July 27, 2011

United States Cinematic Universe

When the actions of the USA and the people within it, are so strange that it compares to a fictional country

"The United States Cinematic Universe has been jumping the shark recently"

by America is the bad place October 18, 2021

United States of Korea

The future name of the combined North and South Korea after USA President Donald Trump has his morning covfefe.

Future Kindergarten Teacher: "A long long time ago, The United States of Korea was called 'North Korea and South Korea'."

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Doctor Status

When someone you know or are related to works at a doctors office and owns high end goods many of which are only affordable by somone with a doctors pay.

That $600 Element BBQ you got is "Doctor Status"

by sea net playa November 5, 2012

United States of Generica

Suburban areas where the predominance of malls and chain stores have so homogenized the landscape that there are few remaining external clues where you are. The result of spending any length of time in such areas is a "generic" experience of America, i.e., an experience that is identical whether you are in Texas, Massachusetts, Ohio, or California. May also include extensive housing developments characterized by tract housing or, worse, McMansions.

Every "mom-and-pop" shop that had given the area its charm and character had been replaced by a Walmart, a Payless, a McDonalds, or a Starbucks -- transforming what was once a delightful town into just another corner of the United States of Generica.

by Thomas L. Robinson September 11, 2008