Milk Store

The place all fathers go

Your dad went out to get some Milk at the Milk Store. In the mean time you can try to get some Bitches

by OrdinaryDemiGuy May 21, 2022

Furniture store

The only retail establishment that starts out in bankruptcy. Within 30 days of opening, there will be a teenager standing roadside in front of the furniture store holding a sign that states they are having a “going out of business sale” and all furniture must go, prices up to 70% off.

Hey Jim, I’m heading out to look at leather couches at that new furniture store on Route 1. Is that kid out front yet holding the going out of business sale, or has it not been 30 days yet?

by Grant Rampus November 11, 2019

farm store

The Royal Farms stores are often called this in the baltimore area

let's go down the farm store and get some chicken and western fries

by coronavirusbmore April 12, 2020

Stores Blindness

The inability to find equipment in a store despite your best efforts and searching, can bring about the shakes, tremmors, shaking of the head in a side to side motion, sleep loss, withdrawl from society, partial incontinence

I have been looking so long i think i have stores blindness

by Mad Phil November 13, 2011

The UPS Store

The Ultimate The UPS Store Exists in Wayne Pa

Dennis, Michael, Akeem, and Maria are The Ultimate The UPS Store

by GroundPile January 1, 2012

Food Store

A white trash definition for the grocery store. Since they are white trash and do not use groceries, utensils or any other conventional items, all they need it for is food. However the only food they buy is spaghetti, ground beef, hot dogs and pizza.

"Herb!! Take me to the food store"

by Adam Skrodzki May 11, 2006

hardware store

n. a place filled with individuals that most people would classify as tools.

"God, this place is such a hardware store."
"Don't go there. It is a total hardware store."

by John C. Peterson January 3, 2008