Squeaker

A person, usually using a chat feature in an online game, who is young enough for their voice not to have deepened. This makes it high-pitched and unbearable to listen to. Squeakers usually use long streams of invective to make their point clear.

(Squeaker gets killed, trolled, and otherwise annoyed) Squeaker: What the fuck you fucking asshole you're cheating you're using a fucking hack I'm going to fucking report you you fucking piece of shit.

(Squeaker scores a minor victory) Squeaker: I'm the best player in the world suck my balls you fucktard... You get the idea.

by CalvinandHobbes October 4, 2013

squeeze a lemon

to urinate, or the act of urinating

Be right back, i got to squeeze a lemon...

by spacepanties September 8, 2007

Mahogany Squealer

A fart in which the pitch starts off low and becomes very high by the end of the fart.

The Mahogany Squealer brought the entire room's attention to the little boy, who's ass seemingly ripped a squealer even the gods envied.

by Stahl June 28, 2006

squeeza

It's a Fanagalo word (language that developed in the minefields of South Africa) meaning sister-in-law.

But it can be used as a loose term to refer to a female friend or acquaintance. Maybe even your girlfriend.

"aita squeeza, lets go catch a movie"

by jefry January 15, 2008

Dog squeeze

The little bit of extremely stinky, liquid shit that exits the anus of an excited small dog when you pick it up.

I picked up Steven and Diana's dachshund for hugs and licks and got dog squeeze on my arm.

by foofyfoo April 6, 2009

squeaky

Something that is described as really clean. Short for squeaky clean.

Dag! His house be squeaky! Everytime I visit that cat it be squeak top to bottom.

by Remy Rem January 17, 2008

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

by rheadorange January 14, 2010