Little Jimmy had a great night last night with his newly acquired mistress when all the sudden "SQUASH". Jimmy looks down and sees a gross white mess all over his new carpet. Poor Jimmy.
by xxXcockgobbler235Xxx January 22, 2017
Get the Squash mug.When two guys gently push their dicks into each other when soft. This is only acceptable when a high-five is not possible.
NO HANDS! If someone gets a chub they are banned from ever partaking in the squashing of dicks for life. Pants always on!
NO HANDS! If someone gets a chub they are banned from ever partaking in the squashing of dicks for life. Pants always on!
That guy had no hands so we had to Squash Dicks!
When we Squash Dicks I never get hard as I am not gay.
When we Squash Dicks I never get hard as I am not gay.
by anonymous October 21, 2025
Get the Squash Dicks mug.by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
Get the Nut squash mug.A type of gourd or squash that is produced as a result of pumpkins/squash/or gourds cross breeding. It is mainly found closer to the gourd family, however it can be a variation of any of the three. It resembles a rocket (hence the nname) with little "wings" off the side of the main body. It also has a long curved neck.
Color variations: Yellow, green, black, white cream, orange, and red. Other variations are being discovered every day.
See also: rocket squish
Color variations: Yellow, green, black, white cream, orange, and red. Other variations are being discovered every day.
See also: rocket squish
"Did you see the rocket squash?" cried he. She shook her head "You bafoon, that's a gourd!", to this remark the boy smiled coyly "That's only what they want you to believe".
by savethemoon January 2, 2019
Get the Rocket squash mug.When you ejaculate into boxers then accidently wake up and use the same boxers you ejaculated in the night before and you feel the cum on your ass when you sit
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Get the ButterNut Squash mug.This involves a male or female to reach into a males pants, and graving his nuts/balls/family jewels pulled out of a male’s pants. To where the person who intends to do this action upon this male can see male body part/nuts/balls/family jewels. Then starts to add pressure to the nuts/balls/family jewels In a squeezing motion, for 1 minute during this period of time the male would be on the ground in pain bagging you to stop.
I was camping with my friends and classmates as my friends went into my room and taped me to the ground and taped my moth up then started to giggle as I woke up me: “what are you guys doing” but only they could hear as one of my friends started to do a Nut squash
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