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spartan race

the most kick ass and challenging race on the planet when you finish you will be beat
I just finished that spartan race at Fenway
by beekeeper November 17, 2013
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Spurt of Lady Love Juice

Squirting female ejaculate. Often rarely experienced by the average male unless they are fortunate enough to hook up with a squirter.
Rachel shot me in the face with her spurt of lady love juice.

I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Spartan Kick

Adj.) A kick of tremendous power to the region of the chest.(preferably over a bottomless pit)
Holy Crap! did you see Jimmy get Spartan kicked just then? It was intense!

Jimmy, I'm going to Spartan kick you if you don't stop
by jimmy joe jim bob January 4, 2008
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Spartanburg, SC

A two-part paradox.
1) One half of the population of this town exemplify the glorious southern heritage of which one should be proud to have. These are generally the individuals who make it out of Spartanburg for high school and college education. (However, there are exceptions, but not likely). These people know how to shag, hold a door for a lady, what fork to use, and how many pieces of ice should accompany a fine glass of scotch.
On the other side...
2) One half of the population is the epitome of backward America - where individuals in college still try to fight others in groups, or because someone did something to them 8 years ago in Junior High. Pathetic people at their worst. These are those who have been consumed by the Spartanburg syndrome to live off your parents and not leave Spartanburg for any form of intellectual curiosity - i.e. education. These folks make me sick to be from this happy, inviting little town which is home of the The Beacon.
Def. 1) - I don't rely on mommy and daddy and still live at home year round, but strive for accomplishment.

Def. 2) - I went to Spartanburg High with all of Spartanburg. Half of my graduating class went to South Carolina, A fourth went to Clemson, an eighth went to C of C, an eighth went to the Citadel - I opted to do nothing. I work at Shred First and go to Gerhardt's every night and get fat. I suck at life.
by Thomas Jefferson May 2, 2005
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Sam's Club Spartan

A fan of the Michigan State Spartans who has no direct affiliation to the university but who loudly and obnoxiously proclaims his/her allegiance while wearing goods and apparel purchased at a local Sam's Club store.
"We" kicked your guys butts! Go Green! Wooo hoooo!!!

Wow, what a Sam's Club Spartan that guy is.
by woviefan1 December 12, 2010
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Sparta

Sparta's the shit. It's the shit cuz it's a small, quiet, lake community 50 minutes from NYC and one to three hours from the beach. It was established in 1845 and has a population of 19,000. There r 11 private lake communities in Sparta. The biggest - Lake Mohawk, is the shit and so is the board walk thats on it.

Sparta schools r some of the best in the state. Not only do the students do well academically, but athletically. And as u can read above, they party all the time (those hanging out in public places, such as CVS r fucking losers) which makes them that much cooler. The students go on to college and become as successful as their parents. Being successful is a good thing.

There are a lot of drugs and alcohol in Sparta High School but users get their shit done so who gives a fuck.

The social scene in Sparta is narrowed down to a few local bars, clubs and restaurants (Krogh's, Mohawk House, the Country Club, etc.). There is also a dirty bowling alley and an over-priced movie theatre.

People in Sparta r not assholes. They're very polite and respectful.Not sure why so many people dislike 'The Spartans'? They don't judge other towns, in fact they pay no attention to other towns at all.

It's kind of gay that there r so many negative posts about Sparta and the people who live there.
Man #1: What town is this? It is beautiful!
Man #2: This is Sparta my good man, welcome!
Man #1: Why thank you, Sir. By the way, thats a nice Benz and a pretty fucking hot wife u got there.
Man #2: Yeh, well hard work pays off. And what good is hard work if u can't get fucked up afterwards?
Man #1: Shit! U're real cool, man.
Man #2: I kno
by whocares81 December 19, 2010
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