spooning

the act of a man or woman lying behind a man or woman so they fit together like spoons

yeah me and joey were spooning all night.

by heheheheheheheeeeehheh January 20, 2009

spooning

where the guy lays in front of the girl and ignores the girl because she's too hot and uncomfortable to lay with

im done, let's just keep spooning now ie. i go to sleep and you happen to be sleeping behind me

by bojodojo December 11, 2011

Spooing

When a guy cums in your mouth, then you spit it on wax paper, dry it with either a hair dryer or naturally dry, scrape the dried cum with a razor blade, chop into fine lines and snort it. Wait for 5 minutes. Then euphoria.

My girl and her sister were just spooing my jizz. Mind blown. I'm dead.

by Shabeth May 3, 2018

Spooning

The act of taking a spoon and smacking a person you'd prefer not be in acquaintances with.

Lynn: Hey Stupid Nobody
Me: Ew I don't like you *begins spooning Lynn*

by ocb2000 December 13, 2014

wooden spooning

The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.

Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.

by Dusty Spangler December 1, 2006

spooning

the acr of an individual stabbing another with a spoon.

he kept spooning me in the chest.

by anonimouze May 17, 2009

scooping

when you go up behind a guy and grab his ballsack from inbetween his legs, and cup them im your hand, and scoop them backwards, towards you

1: ouch man, that scoop really hurt !
2: haha, scooping is fun

by K-Starr. May 4, 2009