Spokesgoddess

more than just a spokesperson, the end all, be all, authoratative voice

She is Spokesgoddess for this product. I would only hire Spokesgoddess to voice my next project

by Spokesgoddess February 2, 2010

Spokat

Shoes in Jakarta Language.

I like my spokat.

by Andiz April 21, 2010

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

by Bobby Smith Rules1 September 8, 2013

e-spoke

To have communicated with someone via chat. Can also be used in the present tense (though less effectively) as e-speek.

I e-spoke with the client yesterday and he gave the go-ahead.

by jfkelley February 28, 2009

Spocker with the joy stick

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.

i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before

by slick1man June 5, 2009

spokeblowing

Whenever a girl blows on the opposite sex's hemroids

Whenever Jill was going down on me. she started spokeblowing my ass!!

by Zach Ratcliffe December 27, 2005

well spoken

The surprise some white people feel when a black person has a clear, articulate, and socially acceptable accent and way of speaking.

Obama sure is well spoken (can be replaced with the name Oprah, Bryant Gumbel, or Taye Diggs).

by I'm Baatman December 24, 2011