spanking the captain

To gratify oneself sexually.

Due to his social ineptitude, Simon spent his Saturday evening spanking the captain.

by cracker in a can September 7, 2005

kitty spanking

lesbian sex

Carol and Francesca went back to the apartment for a few hours of kitty spanking.

by Anthony Hubert January 3, 2010

Spanking

to hit someone or something forcefully with the flat inside part of your hand, producing a short, loud noise, especially as a way of punishing a child

I was naughty today daddy gave me a spanking 🤣🤣

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 1, 2020

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003

skunking

the act of pulling a mangina (see mangina), turning your back on your victim and bending over while releasing several sharp bursts of piss in their direction.

TOP TIP- for added satisfaction why not try getting a full back tattoo of skunk pattern.

Jess- Oli skunked me the other day

Jan- urgh, did he get you?

Jess- head to toe, it was a proper skunking!

by mshippo June 16, 2011

Spalunking

The act of while engaged in partying... rearranging family photos, removing of all soup labels, putting random things in random places they do not belong(i.e. sharpie in the oven), or any other acts of civil disobedience that will be discovered by the unsuspecting owners of the home when they return.

Also the stealing of random table decorations.

"Why is there a vibrator in my cereal box?"
"Oh, the boys went spalunking last night."

by bobbybonanza November 29, 2011

Skunking

When a man pees in a chicks butt hole during intercourse and then has the chick shit it all back out on his face.

Tonight me and this chick are gonna be skunking after the movies.

by SubJockey25 October 6, 2011