slothdom

(n)- When one has achieved the laziest style of living (as humanly close to that of a sloth).

- Typically worse than Senioritis

Katherine: "Through Allah, I have reached Slothdom."

by RAE414 February 4, 2014

German Slot Machine

You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I totally gave Maxi a German Slot machine!
Guy 2: OMG no way!

by JFK0361 November 27, 2013

rusty coin slot

result of one who has not mastered the art of wiping ones own ass correctly; characterized by an ass crack full of shit stains; often results in skid marked under garments, rancid fecal odor and an itchy booty hole

When defecating, I prefer to clean me crap crack with wet wipes, this - in turn - will alleviate me from sporting a rusty coin slot....which, I believe is generally frowned upon

by Rico VonScabdick January 27, 2011

Bathing a Dirty Sloth

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"

by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017

sloth mode

after a long night of rolling at the club, the next day consists of smoking bowl after bowl while watching zombie movies on netflix.

friend: "what are you doing today?"
you: "sloth mode all day"
friend: "fuck yeah i got 8 blunts!"

by doobiemaster420 May 6, 2011

nickle slot

When a woman leans over when wearing tight, low cut pants without panties and you can see the subtle crack that is just big enough to insert a nickle.

The larger the slot the great the demonination, a smaller demonination if better.

Yo dude, I could put a nickle in that slot! She has an awesome nickle slot going on.

by Kevin, Josh, Dave, Jack and Carlos July 30, 2008

Chinese Slot Machine

This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.

Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.

by Heatherpleather November 23, 2006