Splurge

After a prolonged period without sex or masturbation a large amount of seamen is ejaculated quite violently across a great distance, often leads to bloobies .

Oh man i just splurged in my eye!

by Mateus June 17, 2006

sploogecakes

a term of endearment for a guy that masturbates excessively

Me- Hi Sploogecakes!
Kevin (taking hand out of pants)- Hi!

by mury December 1, 2003

Splooge

juice that fires out of the male sex organ. It also has been found to jam some AK-47 rifles due to the growing craze of splooging into the barrles of them.

Splooge in Nick's ak makes it jam.

by Alex Stephan April 2, 2007

splodgewangler

description of a person who is beneath contempt, and who does not merit the use of a really good swear word

he is a total splodgewangler

by 4candles November 9, 2009

Splooge McDuck

Whereby I jizz on your face and then pelt you with loose change, consisting mostly of pennies.

Homie 1: "I came on that bitches face, then hit her with some change"

Homie 2: "So you Splooge McDuck'd that bitch?"

Homie 1: "hell fuckin yeah"

by chrodochritis September 10, 2012

Bama Splooge

Something you say when something actiony happens.

"Dude, you totally just got a headshot on that guy."

"BAMA SPLOOGE!!!>=D"

by Bradmaster January 27, 2009

splurge

More than a brain-fart, a complete meltdown of the brain, especially when achieved in front of other people, who will note it. Particularly prominent in South Pasadena, and well, the world.

Also can be used as a noun for someone who constantly achieves this mental reatardation.

That girl was giving the answer to the teacher and nobody knew what she was talking about. Even the teacher laughed. She was mad SPLURG-ing.

David Suh is such a SPLURGE.

by South Pasadena Resident September 15, 2005